Random Things

This blog is dead so in 2019, new blog. I'll try to post like once a.... year? jk I am gonna try my best to post every week at least, so 52 posts by the end of the year. I'll release the blog URL when my winter break starts. wizwiz?

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Summer vacation is much more than half gone already! So gee what to do. Hm...... Yea I don't know either. Here are The Struggles of Summer Vacation. 1. The Heat  - Yay summer time to enjoy yourself and the 100000000000000 degree weather. Death. I literally melt like ice cream in a oven every time I go outside. When I get into a car that's been outside. WOOHOOOOOO I'm ice cream soup that's dissolving...sooo what can you do to cool off?.... 2. The Pools - No bigge just jump into the nice OVERLY CROWDED, PEE-INFESTED, WARM 75 DEGREE POOL OF COURSE. OR you can always jump into someone's pool who doesn't touch their pool at all and maybe freeze half to death, but you can still go to the first option of course :D 3. What to do what to do -   Hey let's see if Bob is available.....dang it he's on a vacation. Hey let's see if Jeff is available.....dang it he's studying. Hey let's see if Joe is available.....dang it he's on the toilet. ...

So, as most as you know, The Incredibles 2 has came out recent..... a while ago but I was gona write it when it recently came out. So, I'm not gonna spoil it and write about the first one instead. :D Today, featuring Nathan, my little brother!! Thoughts: Joshua: The movie was kinda weird with some stupid decisions, but pretty goooood. Nathan: Hi I'm Nathan Joshua: I already put that in the beginning Nathan: I'm Joshua's brother Joshua: ALSO put that in the beginning Nathan: oh, I'm Joshua's LITTLE brother Joshua: ...i put that in the beginning, don't make me rage, we just started Nathan: Okay GEEZ do I get a turn. Joshua: Yea sure, go ahead, just keep it family-friendly Nathan: What does that mean Joshua: JUST SAY STUF- i mean er for little kids Nathan: Oh ok. The man in red is F-A-T. The man is good. The man is sad. The man save people. The man fight bad. The ma- Joshua: OKOEKOEKOKEOKEOEKOEKOKEOY You can save that for later...

This blog... is a boring one. :| This is my 50th post. I AM HAPPY. I write lots of life stories on here and sometimes made up ones. I also do some fun stuff like The Struggles of... series and Movie Reviews. But there's only like 1 or 2 of each lol. So, why ARE YOU HERE. For random things.... duhhhh. I don’t know how you found me...or this blog......so that’s kinda creepy? Anyway i don’t care, well I do, but not a lot. Just no cussing COUGH COUGH SOME PEOPLE (t.w. Is his initials). Okey, thanks, now I kinda lie a lot. For example I may say i’ll post something at a certain time, but then I don’t do it. I either forget to do it, or don’t feel like doing it. AND that’s all y’all, I’m not trying to become famous or anything. If I do then DAB LET’S GO, but I really don’t care. And I has bad gramars and spelings in my bloog. Song: Stay        (Plez do) Artist: Zedd feat. Alessisa Cara

Wow, it's never come to me that I actually have to write a blog post because I really like something, well I do. It's this album called The Click. I've been listening to this album as much as I can for a couple of weeks now. There's a story behind it and I wanna review and rate each of the songs my fav to derp idc songs. AUUUGHH LOVE THIS ALBUM. Over viewing the album All of the songs are awesome. Most of the songs have a similar thing. The songs seem like they are about to end, but they don't. For example, Overture, at 1:50 you think it's gonna end, but it gets even better and keeps going. Only three of the thirteen songs have explicitness in them, so that's good, but I usually listen to music out loud, so I skip those songs. The songs are good til the end. AJR is awesome for many reasons. What I like about them the most is they sing their songs upfront and use that as their real song. Here's an example:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T82h4...

WOW ONE YEAR AND FOURDAYS!!!! It's been a short, lazy one year and four days since I first started blogging. And I suck at it. I don't even have fifty posts yet. WOW. Thanks to all my 50k viewers (cough cough NOT bots) and all my fans. Yeah. Ok. Um. Bye Song: Good Old Days Artist: Macklemore and Kesha

Hi guys welcome back to " another"  movie reviews. Today we will be reviewing the movie Black Panther. One person will say their honest review and the other will say their opinion review What were your thoughts about Black Panther? Wilson: Honestly, this movie was pretty movie. I'm not a marvel fan, but this was still pretty good. This was the first PG-13 movie I have seen, yet it was a great first PG-13 movie experience. Some scenes were a little bit too violent, but overall it had a nice story line with a minor plot twist. Joshua:  WOW THIS MOVIE IS LIKE SO AWESOME YA. I LOVED HOW THERE WAS A CAT AS THE HERO AND NO CHINESE Or JAPANESE OR KOREAN PEOPLE. WOW. THIS STORY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE MCU (MCU is IDC IS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MCU IS). What were some of the events that happened? Wilson: Warning , spoilers up ahead. First of all, all the major characters are black except for this one white guy that works for the government. THeir te...

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YEA LAKE TAHOE IS THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT............ EXCEPT MY EXPERIENCE WAS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WOULD THINK....... Driving up to Lake Tahoe is usually the worst part of the trip, but in this case, snowboarding was probably one of the worst things from my trip to Lake Tahoe! We went with a group of families, (roughly 3-4 other families). When I first got there, I left the cabin, and my family drove to the snowboard shop where we tried on many different snowboards and snowboard shoes. The snowboarding shoes were painful and tight. We got our snowboards and went back to the cabin. The cabin was more fun than the snowboarding itself! There was a game room with foosball, air hockey, darts, and pool. Many of the kids brought games such as Exploding Kittens (really fun) and iPads to watch their favorite shows and play their favorite games. It was so fun, I didn’t want to go to bed! The next morning, we woke up early so we could go snowboarding (and sk...

Dun dun DUNNN Band, a wonder and a horror to a lot of people. To me, it's a wonder... Joshua's band story all started off like this... It was a fine sunny day...wait no. That's such a casual a overused beginning. Hmmm...Oh! I know okay, back from the top. WAIIITTT, you'll need this for later in the story: If you don't try out at all (USUALLY) Intermediate Band  Concert Band Symphonic Band If you try out each year and do okay (USUALLY) Intermediate Band  Symphonic Band Wind Ensemble If you do superb on the first tryout (USUALLY) Intermediate Band  Wind Ensemble Wind Ensemble ****NOTE Jazz Band is optional and is hard to make it in It was a cloudy day, like Joshua's head currently. All the kids were running to two different rooms: the Music room and the Multi-Purpose room (A Multi-Purpose room is where there is a lot of space and is used for, well "Multi-Purposes"). So, as stupid as Joshua was, Jo...

Hey guys! Ever heard of daily posts on Joshua's blog? Well, DAILY POST!! lol no way im gonna continue this. I have stuff to write on other blog. There was once a snake that lived in the jungle. He hissed at everyone who passed by turning their faces into a frightened look. The snake always felt superior whenever this happened, which was occasionally. Occasionally a ranger would stop by and would show no emotion when the snake hissed at him. Occasionally the snake would have no one to hiss at. Occasionally there were too many people to hiss at. He lived a happy life until one day. It was this day that he was hanging out in his jungle, and then sees a group of other snakes. The snake panics and hides in the bush because he know he will be outnumbered. He squeezes inside the bush and moves to the right because something to the left was poking him. He hears a strong voice saying "I think I just heard the bush rustle. Maybe a bird has begun to lay eggs!" The snake'...

Hey guys! Ever heard of daily posts on Joshua's blog? Well, DAILY POST!! lol no way im gonna continue this. I have stuff to write on other blog. There was once a snake that lived in the jungle. He hissed at everyone who passed by turning their faces into a frightened look. The snake always felt superior whenever this happened, which was occasionally. Occasionally a ranger would stop by and would show no emotion when the snake hissed at him. Occasionally the snake would have no one to hiss at. Occasionally there were too many people to hiss at. He lived a happy life until one day. It was this day that he was hanging out in his jungle, and then sees a group of other snakes. The snake panics and hides in the bush because he know he will be outnumbered. He squeezes inside the bush and moves to the right because something to the left was poking him. He hears a strong voice saying "I think I just heard the bush rustle. Maybe a bird has begun to lay eggs!" The snake's heart...

Hola amigos. This is a story of a rock, that is horrible, BUT IT ISN'T (YAAAAAYAYYAYAY) thanks to Wilson and Emerson. Here it goes: THE BORING EPIC ROCK CYCLE JOURNEY RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE. Abruptly, I was awaken from my sleep after I had been rocked (knocked) out (super punny) from landing in Earth’s interior. My friend Rockoon and I made a commitment to a conquest none of my kind had ever accomplished before: going through the entire rock cycle without stopping.   Our dangerous adventure began at the volcano. Rockoon was the smarter one of us two, he had 5 RhDs (Rocktor of Philosophy, again super punny) so I knew I should listen to him. Confuddled, we tried to figure out where we were, when suddenly, the volcano erupted, spewing lava back and forth and splashing the nearby mountains with molten rock... Next, something Rockoon said was called wind erosion began to occur, at a stronger rate each time the wind hit us, which finally forced us down to the soil below. There ...

A Day in the Life of a Muslim Teenager - Zayan Hi! I am Zayan, pretty much your average Muslim teenager. I follow the five pillars and the Shari’ah (our law). My best friend Aabid and I almost always do everything together. My family is very religious, and they get angry if I forget to complete my daily prayers or forget to eat or drink something between fasting. Currently, Siyam is coming up, which means I will soon be going to the Hajj. Many people call me “the son of Muhammad” because they think I am caring and noble, but I don’t really think so. “Zayan, come play The Path with us,” Aabid begs. “I have to do my daily prayers first,” I respond, “would you like to join me?” “Sure, I haven’t done mine, so I guess I will join you then,” Aabid agrees. “There is no God, but Allah, and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah,” is what we say because of Shahadah. We say this multiple times during our morning prayer and say our individual stuff. Then, we head off to scho...

Uh so i wanted to write a "the struggles of" post. so yeah When they lose -You go to school thinking it would be a casual day, but NO. Stupid Warriors fans get in your face and start teasing you. "HAHA cavs lost HAHA". You have nothing to say back because the Warriors fans outnumber you When the warriors lose -HA Get REKt. Warriors just lost. You go to school thinking that you can finally have your revenge against those stupid warriors fans. You speak the first words of your taunt when you realize that there are too many of 'em. You say "haha warriors lost" and then a whole group starts to bring out excuses such as "refs were rigged", "oh, he was injured" etc.  Trying to explain the KD situation -An MVP decided to join a 73-9 team. Making a weak move just for a ring. You explain to the warriors fans the whole situation and all they say is "YOU'RE JUST SALTY THAT THE CAVS LOST LAST YEAR" Explaining the Finals ....

Hey guys! Ever heard of daily posts on Joshua's blog? Well, DAILY POST!! lol no way im gonna continue this. I have stuff to write on other blog. There was once a snake that lived in the jungle. He hissed at everyone who passed by turning their faces into a frightened look. The snake always felt superior whenever this happened, which was occasionally. Occasionally a ranger would stop by and would show no emotion when the snake hissed at him. Occasionally the snake would have no one to hiss at. Occasionally there were too many people to hiss at. He lived a happy life until one day. It was this day that he was hanging out in his jungle, and then sees a group of other snakes. The snake panics and hides in the bush because he know he will be outnumbered. He squeezes inside the bush and moves to the right because something to the left was poking him. He hears a strong voice saying "I think I just heard the bush rustle. Maybe a bird has begun to lay eggs!" The snake'...

Hey everyone! I'll rate one of Joshua's playlists. hmmm How 'bout DABEST5.0 Let's go check that out. Revival – Ahxello -A nice song that is also in my playlists cuz Josh showed it to me. Very nice snappy synth, and very nice bell synth to bring variety. Overall a great tune. Delicate – Taylor Swift -Never knew Josh listens to Taylor Swifts new album Reputation . Anyway, the autotune is absolutely beautiful, kinda similar to her auto-tune in Endgame. When she says the words "It's like her eyes are liquor it's like her body is gold". Creates a mysterious feeling with a nice standard beat. Supermarket Flowers – Ed Sheeran -My mom loves this song. I never knew Joshua would like these type of songs that bring a sad feel up your spine. Amazing piano with weird lyrics.  Good Old Days (feat. Kesha) – Macklemore, Kesha -Never heard this song before. Let's see. The piano is strong and loud with sudden pauses. Kesha is killin her voice. Macklemor...

So, these are sayings, made up by me, so they are "Inspirational". I wanna try to make this like life, cuz idk...NVM, OK these are ... idk what these are Main Points: Life’s a story, so make yours different from others. Everyone's different, and people need to respect that, some people in life you will hate or dislike for your own personal reason, but they are them, and you are you. Life’s a race, and we are all trying to get out of it. We all have our roadblocks and challenges down the road. You may pull ahead, but then fall behind. Don’t always assume your the best because there’s always gonna be someone better. Take what you have for granted, don’t wish for more.... SO, get out of the race sooner, try harder in the beginning to gain a lead and keep it. Make a plan to overcome your roadblocks and challenges, that way, you can whiz past it. DON'T WAIT. DON'T BE AFRAID. DON'T BE A BYSTANDER. All of these things people should fol...