Movie reviews #1

Hi guys welcome back to "another" movie reviews. Today we will be reviewing the movie Black Panther.

One person will say their honest review and the other will say their opinion review

What were your thoughts about Black Panther?

Wilson: Honestly, this movie was pretty movie. I'm not a marvel fan, but this was still pretty good. This was the first PG-13 movie I have seen, yet it was a great first PG-13 movie experience. Some scenes were a little bit too violent, but overall it had a nice story line with a minor plot twist.

Joshua:  WOW THIS MOVIE IS LIKE SO AWESOME YA. I LOVED HOW THERE WAS A CAT AS THE HERO AND NO CHINESE Or JAPANESE OR KOREAN PEOPLE. WOW. THIS STORY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE MCU (MCU is IDC IS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MCU IS).

What were some of the events that happened?

Wilson: Warning, spoilers up ahead. First of all, all the major characters are black except for this one white guy that works for the government. THeir technology is really advanced, using "vibranium" as their main source for technology. The main character, t'challa, was the black panther and the black panther was this suit where you could put on and it would make you die. The black panther ischosen through hereditary unless someone "challenges" the guy that's about to be king. When your chosen as king, there was a whole process through having these superpowers. One of the evil guys, claw, likes to-

Joshua: -HEY GUYS
Wilson: Pardon, I was saying my-
Joshua:-HEY GUYS
Wilson: JOSHUA STOP THA-
Joshua: SHUT UP I DON'T CARE SO BASICALLY THIS GUY WHO IS A PERSON, AND IS BLACK, IS A CAT, AS A HERO WOW. AND HE LIVES ON THIS SECRET ISLAND FOR SOME REASON AND PROTECTS THERE ROCKS. IN THIS MOVIE, THEY ADVERTISE CROCS EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T SPONSOR THEM. ANYWAY, I HATE CROCS. CROCS SUCK. I WORE CROCS ONC-
Wilson: JOSHUA, STAY FOCUSED
Joshua: I     DONT     CAREEE
Wilson: WELL GUESS WHAT, I DO
Joshua: Okay, this movie shows a guy with weird stuff on his body which shows how many people he killed and he wants to kill more which is weird and he even kills his girlfriend or somthting. when he gets to the secret island, he kills the cat but in like all the marvel movies they never died so they found them in a river from a waterfall and have a magical herb that heals him WOOOOW. Now, how did they get the herb? Well, they grab the herb and WOW what a coincidence the bad guy burns all the herbs right after they get the herb for the cat. WOOOOOOOW. LATER they fight each other and then the guy dies. Anyway, lets move on to crocs. CROCS. Crocs the shoes with holes in it like what is the point of that if your going swimming and your wearing crocs your gonna get water in your feet i mean what is the point of it. You go hiking and little pebbles are gonna get in your feet, OUCH. SO WHAt is the point of crocs?Well, -
Wilson: SHUT UP, I STILL DIDN'T FINISH MY REVIEW
Joshua: OH NYAYAYAYAYAYAYANYANAYNAYNyANYANAYANYANYA
Wilson: Quit mocking me
Joshua: NYANYANYANYAYNANAYANAYNYANYANAYNAYNAA*NYANAYNAYYANAYNANYANYYANAYAYNANAYNANAYN
Wilson: I don’t even care anymore-
Joshua: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN
Wilson: Okay bye
Joshua: Bye, also the music for this movie was awesome. :DDDDD



Song: All the Stars
Artist: Kendrick Lamar and SZA

Comments

  1. EmersonJune 7, 2018 at 9:24 AM

    lol "this movie was pretty movie"
    MCU is marvel cinematic universe
    lololol Wilson got interrupted
    and then Joshua turned into nyan cat

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