This is a story of a rock...that is hopefully decent

Hola amigos. This is a story of a rock, that is horrible, BUT IT ISN'T (YAAAAAYAYYAYAY) thanks to Wilson and Emerson.


Here it goes:
THE BORING EPIC ROCK CYCLE JOURNEY

RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE. Abruptly, I was awaken from my sleep after I had been rocked (knocked) out (super punny) from landing in Earth’s interior. My friend Rockoon and I made a commitment to a conquest none of my kind had ever accomplished before: going through the entire rock cycle without stopping.  
Our dangerous adventure began at the volcano. Rockoon was the smarter one of us two, he had 5 RhDs (Rocktor of Philosophy, again super punny) so I knew I should listen to him. Confuddled, we tried to figure out where we were, when suddenly, the volcano erupted, spewing lava back and forth and splashing the nearby mountains with molten rock... Next, something Rockoon said was called wind erosion began to occur, at a stronger rate each time the wind hit us, which finally forced us down to the soil below. There was dirt everywhere, and we even saw the legendary animal: The Worm. We were living a fine life in the soil until all of a sudden, BUM BUM BUM, pressure began to crush us and our cozy home, forcing us back into Earth’s interior. The Earth’s interior was where I lived before I began my journey, but, my journey continued, and so did the rock cycle. “Tectonic plates!” is what Rockoon called them, started to push upward forcing us straight back to the volcano. I thought we had completed the rock cycle because we were back where we started, BUT the volcano erupted again, ejecting lava, and pushed me back to the mountains (AGAIN). We stayed around in that area, but it got cold. In order to get out of there and have ice wedging turn into, we needed to, fast. Rockoon insisted on waiting around the ice, where it was melting, so that it could carry us down to the river. We Rockoon began to become tired and eroded, and the river seemed like a fine place to stay, but of course we had to complete the cycle.We were crushed into sediments, and so we moved to the soil. The soil was the most sturdy place to be in the rock cycle. I really thought my journey would come to a rest, BUT NO, I HAD TO COMPLETE IT. The pressure began to increase above us again, slamming us back to Earth’s interior where I had been first rocked (knocked) out (haha super punny again). Of course, the same thing happened, magma accelerated upwards into the volcano. Instead heading towards the mountains, we took a different route this time. We rode on top of volcanic ash and dust which was pushed up into the atmosphere, leading us to the clouds. Finally! A new place to explore, and a new place to discover. Except, the rock cycle is called a cycle for a reason, and it rained, which dropped us into the ocean. A big place with lots of water. Rockoon and I began to drown, gasping for air. Desperately, Rockoon used all his strength and pushed me towards an air vent. Rockoon had sacrificed all his supplies and hurt his arm.
“Quick, let’s get out of here before something else bad happens,” Rockoon remarked with a hurry.
“No,” I countered, “we must journey on to complete what we have started; And trust me, this time, I will watch out for you”
A few moments after that, the ocean floor started to become subducted, which lead back to the Earth’s interior (for the 3rd time). I started to feel exhausted, and I knew I was now a tinier rock than I used to be, probably from the erosion and other forces of nature that I had experienced during this journey. All of a sudden everything was changed when magma started to be forced up, not being able to move (not like I ever could anyway). I didn’t think I could continue. I wanted to tell my family and Rockoon’s family that we loved them. We were now the first of our kind to complete the rock cycle without stopping. Pride filled my heart. Silently, I thanked all who had supported me on this journey. Goodbyes were never easy things to do, and still aren’t, but now, I could only say goodbye.

This has been Sylvester the Stone, and Rockoon.
Farewell to all.

P.S. EVERYONE SHOULD TRY AND ACCOMPLISH THEIR GOALS AND DREAMS. AFTER ALL, WHAT’S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?


Song: We Will Rock You
Artist: Queen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES

Comments

  1. EmersonJanuary 28, 2018 at 9:52 PM

    Yayyy glad to help
    omg so many jokes

    Feel bad for Rockoon and Sylvester tho...

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    1. Joshua YuJanuary 28, 2018 at 9:53 PM

      Yeah, R.I.P. Rockoon and Sylvester 2018-2018 lol

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  2. wizwilzoJanuary 29, 2018 at 3:51 PM

    Wait they died?

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    1. EmersonJanuary 29, 2018 at 11:09 PM

      );
      apparently
      the rock cycle was 2 much for them
      idk

      Delete

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