Movie Reviews #2 - The Incredibles

So, as most as you know, The Incredibles 2 has came out recent..... a while ago but I was gona write it when it recently came out. So, I'm not gonna spoil it and write about the first one instead. :D Today, featuring Nathan, my little brother!!







Thoughts:

Joshua: The movie was kinda weird with some stupid decisions, but pretty goooood.

Nathan: Hi I'm Nathan

Joshua: I already put that in the beginning

Nathan: I'm Joshua's brother

Joshua: ALSO put that in the beginning

Nathan: oh, I'm Joshua's LITTLE brother

Joshua: ...i put that in the beginning, don't make me rage, we just started

Nathan: Okay GEEZ do I get a turn.

Joshua: Yea sure, go ahead, just keep it family-friendly

Nathan: What does that mean

Joshua: JUST SAY STUF- i mean er for little kids

Nathan: Oh ok. The man in red is F-A-T. The man is good. The man is sad. The man save people. The man fight bad. The ma-

Joshua: OKOEKOEKOKEOKEOEKOEKOKEOY You can save that for later, just your thoughts right now.

Nathan: Movie is good. You watc-

Joshua i GET IT. TALK REGULAR.

Nathan: But you sai-

Joshua: I know what I said, but listen TO ME NOW

Nathan: Okay GEEZ

Joshua: just say your thoughts already

Nathan: This movie was a good movie. ....

Joshua: .... anything else.....

Nathan: Nope. All done!

Joshua: *sigh We have a looong way to go. This movie was a great movie for children and although there were some confusing parts, it was still a enjoyable movie to watch. I'd say the age for a kid to watch would be maybe around 8. Mainly cuz there's some violence, but if the kid is mature enough. Nuff said.

Events

Joshua: You wanna start?

Nathan: Okey dokey

Joshua: Okay go

Nathan: ...

Joshua: Well...

Nathan: I forgot

Joshua: *facepalm

Nathan: OH I remember, there's a man in a red suit. ...

Joshua: I'll just say some things to refresh your mind. Basically it's about a family of superheroes. The father (aka Mr. incredible) faces daily problems at work and is frustrated with his boss. He suddenly gets a call fro-

Nathan: I REMEMBER NOWW! SO there's a old lady with white hair and it looks like she's on a secret mission pew pew. OH WAIT, I forgot, there's also another boy with yellow hair and a girl with black hair. One can run fast and one can make her head go away.

Joshua: mhm, not bad actually

Nathan: YEA I'M AWESOME YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA

Joshua: stop

Nathan: FINE GEEZ. Then the dad gets a free iPad

Joshua: IT'S NOT AN iPAD

Nathan: YES IT IS. iPADs ARE AWESOME.

Joshua: It's a TABLET WITH a MESSAGE ON IT THAT SELF DESTRUCTS AFTER THE MESSAGE PLAYS

Nathan: same thing. ANyway. They know about his superhero identity then he screams like that one song...hehe....hAHAHAHHA

Joshua: No...he...doesn’t STAY FOCUSED

Nathan: Make me

Joshua: forget it. Just do whatever you want.

Nathan: GEEZ okokokokok i’ll Stop

Joshua: THANK YOU

Nathan: Then we meet the bad guy named Syndrome. He obviously catches Mr. Incredible cuz they need a storyline. So, the wife goes to save him and “leaves” two children by themselves, UNSUPERVISED. Also not telling them what was going on or anything that had caused her to go on the mission. Sure they had another super friend, BUT NO. SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. THEY WILL OBVIOUSLY FOLLOW HER.

Joshua: YUP STUPID MOVIE DIRECTORS (no offense). The kids are found on the plane . They are scolded. They turn out to be useful. They turn out to SAFE YOUR LIFE MRS. INCREDIBLE (the mom). Inside the building, Mr. Incredible has been captured by Syndrome.

Nathan: His hair is really tall...how much gel does he use....does he use your type of gel?

JOSHUA: I DON'T WEAR GEL ANYMORE

Nathan: :|

Joshua: DATS RIGHT. GO CRY IN A HOLE. POOP YOU

Nathan: make me

Joshua: IOANWJIAWJIODWIONIAOSNCAI DATS IT

(Joshua leaves room...house....neighborhood...city)

Nathan: Then of course the robot starts attacking the city and the bad guy gets knocked out by his own robot (stupid). The superheroes work together and defeat the robot. Yeet. In the end, they made the robot stab itself cause the material was really strong. RIGHT AFTER the robot is defeated, He becomes angry and he gets in a plane to kidnap their littlest child. Pet Pet! Wait, no Jack jack! You can search up what a pet pet is. IT’S SOOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEE!!!!!!! And Jack Jack has cool powers so the bad guy well gets caught in the plane engines from his cape and blows the plane up. Must’ve hurt. AND NOW. IT IS DONE. I HAVE FINISHED THIS POST. SO, I AM GONNA POST IT.

(From a city away)

Joshua: YOU NEED A SONG AT THE END

Nathan: wut da...okey let’s see....hmmm okey I choose one so cya peeps UNTIL NEXT TIME BOIZ

Song: Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Artist: Party Gripp





Comments

  1. EmersonJuly 12, 2018 at 9:26 AM

    XD nice interview format
    your little brother is hilarious XD
    RAGE EVERYDAY BOIIIIIIIIIIII

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  2. wizwilzoJuly 12, 2018 at 7:35 PM

    lol nice


    who was syndrome??

    I liked the plot twist, where that girl was evil.


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    1. EmersonJuly 13, 2018 at 8:37 AM

      from the top of my head, I think syndrome was an ex-fanboy of Mr. Incredible, and when Mr. Incredible rejected Syndrome as a sidekick, Syndrome became a supervillain to get revenge.

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    2. EmersonJuly 13, 2018 at 8:37 AM

      OH yeah and he was the villain of the first incredibles movie

      I haven't watched incredibles 2 :(

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    3. wizwilzoJuly 13, 2018 at 9:26 AM

      Wasn't that guy incrediboy?

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    4. Joshua YuJuly 14, 2018 at 9:56 AM

      Ya, as a child he called himself incrediboy, but when he grew up, he was evil and called himself syndrome

      Delete

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