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Part passer(4)

Hey guys! Ever heard of daily posts on Joshua's blog? Well, DAILY POST!! lol no way im gonna continue this. I have stuff to write on other blog. There was once a snake that lived in the jungle. He hissed at everyone who passed by turning their faces into a frightened look. The snake always felt superior whenever this happened, which was occasionally. Occasionally a ranger would stop by and would show no emotion when the snake hissed at him. Occasionally the snake would have no one to hiss at. Occasionally there were too many people to hiss at. He lived a happy life until one day. It was this day that he was hanging out in his jungle, and then sees a group of other snakes. The snake panics and hides in the bush because he know he will be outnumbered. He squeezes inside the bush and moves to the right because something to the left was poking him. He hears a strong voice saying "I think I just heard the bush rustle. Maybe a bird has begun to lay eggs!" The snake's heart...

This is a story of a rock...that is hopefully decent

Hola amigos. This is a story of a rock, that is horrible, BUT IT ISN'T (YAAAAAYAYYAYAY) thanks to Wilson and Emerson. Here it goes: THE BORING EPIC ROCK CYCLE JOURNEY RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE. Abruptly, I was awaken from my sleep after I had been rocked (knocked) out (super punny) from landing in Earth’s interior. My friend Rockoon and I made a commitment to a conquest none of my kind had ever accomplished before: going through the entire rock cycle without stopping.   Our dangerous adventure began at the volcano. Rockoon was the smarter one of us two, he had 5 RhDs (Rocktor of Philosophy, again super punny) so I knew I should listen to him. Confuddled, we tried to figure out where we were, when suddenly, the volcano erupted, spewing lava back and forth and splashing the nearby mountains with molten rock... Next, something Rockoon said was called wind erosion began to occur, at a stronger rate each time the wind hit us, which finally forced us down to the soil below. There ...

A Day in the Life of a Muslim Teenager

A Day in the Life of a Muslim Teenager - Zayan Hi! I am Zayan, pretty much your average Muslim teenager. I follow the five pillars and the Shari’ah (our law). My best friend Aabid and I almost always do everything together. My family is very religious, and they get angry if I forget to complete my daily prayers or forget to eat or drink something between fasting. Currently, Siyam is coming up, which means I will soon be going to the Hajj. Many people call me “the son of Muhammad” because they think I am caring and noble, but I don’t really think so. “Zayan, come play The Path with us,” Aabid begs. “I have to do my daily prayers first,” I respond, “would you like to join me?” “Sure, I haven’t done mine, so I guess I will join you then,” Aabid agrees. “There is no God, but Allah, and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah,” is what we say because of Shahadah. We say this multiple times during our morning prayer and say our individual stuff. Then, we head off to scho...

The struggles of being a cavs fan

Uh so i wanted to write a "the struggles of" post. so yeah When they lose -You go to school thinking it would be a casual day, but NO. Stupid Warriors fans get in your face and start teasing you. "HAHA cavs lost HAHA". You have nothing to say back because the Warriors fans outnumber you When the warriors lose -HA Get REKt. Warriors just lost. You go to school thinking that you can finally have your revenge against those stupid warriors fans. You speak the first words of your taunt when you realize that there are too many of 'em. You say "haha warriors lost" and then a whole group starts to bring out excuses such as "refs were rigged", "oh, he was injured" etc.  Trying to explain the KD situation -An MVP decided to join a 73-9 team. Making a weak move just for a ring. You explain to the warriors fans the whole situation and all they say is "YOU'RE JUST SALTY THAT THE CAVS LOST LAST YEAR" Explaining the Finals ....

Part passer(3)

Hey guys! Ever heard of daily posts on Joshua's blog? Well, DAILY POST!! lol no way im gonna continue this. I have stuff to write on other blog. There was once a snake that lived in the jungle. He hissed at everyone who passed by turning their faces into a frightened look. The snake always felt superior whenever this happened, which was occasionally. Occasionally a ranger would stop by and would show no emotion when the snake hissed at him. Occasionally the snake would have no one to hiss at. Occasionally there were too many people to hiss at. He lived a happy life until one day. It was this day that he was hanging out in his jungle, and then sees a group of other snakes. The snake panics and hides in the bush because he know he will be outnumbered. He squeezes inside the bush and moves to the right because something to the left was poking him. He hears a strong voice saying "I think I just heard the bush rustle. Maybe a bird has begun to lay eggs!" The snake'...

Rating Joshua's playlist. (DABEST5.0)

Hey everyone! I'll rate one of Joshua's playlists. hmmm How 'bout DABEST5.0 Let's go check that out. Revival – Ahxello -A nice song that is also in my playlists cuz Josh showed it to me. Very nice snappy synth, and very nice bell synth to bring variety. Overall a great tune. Delicate – Taylor Swift -Never knew Josh listens to Taylor Swifts new album Reputation . Anyway, the autotune is absolutely beautiful, kinda similar to her auto-tune in Endgame. When she says the words "It's like her eyes are liquor it's like her body is gold". Creates a mysterious feeling with a nice standard beat. Supermarket Flowers – Ed Sheeran -My mom loves this song. I never knew Joshua would like these type of songs that bring a sad feel up your spine. Amazing piano with weird lyrics.  Good Old Days (feat. Kesha) – Macklemore, Kesha -Never heard this song before. Let's see. The piano is strong and loud with sudden pauses. Kesha is killin her voice. Macklemor...

Life's Story...kinda...not really...

So, these are sayings, made up by me, so they are "Inspirational". I wanna try to make this like life, cuz idk...NVM, OK these are ... idk what these are Main Points: Life’s a story, so make yours different from others. Everyone's different, and people need to respect that, some people in life you will hate or dislike for your own personal reason, but they are them, and you are you. Life’s a race, and we are all trying to get out of it. We all have our roadblocks and challenges down the road. You may pull ahead, but then fall behind. Don’t always assume your the best because there’s always gonna be someone better. Take what you have for granted, don’t wish for more.... SO, get out of the race sooner, try harder in the beginning to gain a lead and keep it. Make a plan to overcome your roadblocks and challenges, that way, you can whiz past it. DON'T WAIT. DON'T BE AFRAID. DON'T BE A BYSTANDER. All of these things people should fol...

Part passer pt 2 (1)

    There was once a snake that lived in the jungle. He hissed at everyone who passed by turning their faces into a frightened look. The snake always felt superior whenever this happened, which was occasionally. Occasionally a ranger would stop by and would show no emotion when the snake hissed at him. Occasionally the snake would have no one to hiss at. Occasionally there were too many people to hiss at. He lived a happy life until one day. It was this day that he was hanging out in his jungle, and then sees a group of other snakes. The snake panics and hides in the bush because he know he will be outnumbered. He squeezes inside the bush and moves to the right because something to the left was poking him. He hears a strong voice saying "I think I just heard the bush rustle. Maybe a bird has begun to lay eggs!" The snake's heart dropped and tried to remain calm, but couldn't. He hears the movement of the snake moving closer. Every "thump" grew louder a...

Dave&Buster's Story

So, some basic info so you'll understand the story, Dave & Busters is a arcade. It has a ton of games and you can get tickets from winning some of the games. Now, onto de story... SO, on 1/3/17 I went to Dave and BUSTERS. It was super fun. Except...some bad things… AND GOOD THINGS!!! 1st thing - good news. On one of the games (Wizard of Oz), you try and get chips and cards to trade in for tickets later. If you collect all 7 of the cards, you can get 2000 tickets, instead of 50 per card. I found this really good machine, but some people had it. I waited and waited. They started to stare at me so I walked around Then something caught my eye. “DON’T GET DISTRACTED” I mumbled to myself. I look up, WAIT WHAT HOW DID THAT GIRL GET THE SEAT WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF. So, I waited some more, turns out my dad and brother found Toto! That was one of the rarest cards! Anyway, I waited for about 10 minutes and then got pissed off. I walked by while she was putting her card in to see how man...

Funny drone story

Hopefully this can fufil Wilson's requirements for a long enough story... We were planning to bike 1 mile and feed a cat for our Aunt since they were gone in Lake Tahoe for a New Years trip. We got to a park and my dad pulled out the drone we were planning to fly for about one hour. My brother and I took turns flying the drone and chasing each other with it. After a while, our dad started to fly the drone and lost control, so it crashed into the tree. We picked it up and it seemed okay, so he flew it up and it got STUCK in the tree YAY!!! We started at it for a while and I found some clothes, so I tied them together and made a chain. I threw it on the tree, but it didn't work, my dad tried and still, nothing happened. We finally learned that it was waaay to heavy to throw. SO, we didn't know what to do. My dad found another jacket and threw it up, AND IT got stuck really high up. My brother found a lunch box, and started to rage since nothing worked, so he took the co...

ACTUALLY gonna try and post more

...well, I didn't really follow the "rules" of gonna try and post more and more so... SO, instead, everyday, I try and post one highlight of that day (good or bad) and at the end of the week, I choose 1 of the highlights to write about. o yea, and happy new year y'all!!!